111. Even after 20 years of leaving school you can still remember the smile on "buck tooth's" face when you ask him "is ladki ka baki kitna hai" (note: "is: here would be replaced by the "ladki's" name) you just might be a Homes Guy.
12. If taking a bath meant lighting a "salamander," then you just might be a Homes guy
13. If you've ever gone "prowling," you just might be a Homes guy (credit to Sherap for this one)
114. If you've ever brushed your teeth with coal because you ran out of Neem toothpaste, you might be a Homes guy
15. If 10 rupees was all you got to spend on a monthly town day outing, you just might be a Homes guy
16. If you've ever been "gated" by Larry Game, you just might be a Homes guy
17. If you've ever worn a "boiler suit" because you pissed of the cottage parents, you just might be a Homes guy
18. If you've ever "whacked" bread and butter from your Thajey, you just might be a Homes guy
19. If you've ever had to hide from a boxywalla before heading out on your long winter break, you just might be a Homes guy
20. And finally, if you've ever spoken "P language" just so you could sound cool, you just might be a HOMES CHICK!
21. If you hated waking up to a clamoring, clanging sound each morning at 5.30 you might be a homes guy, but if not, you were definitely a Laidlaw guy.
22. If you ever tried to keep down (opposite of keep up) with Aunty Burn's piano playing in church, you definitely were a homes guy.
23. If you shared a Regent's or a Wills behind the junior field bathroom with buggers bumming you for one pull, you are most certainly a Homes guy.
24. If you never understood what "load shedding" meant you are definitely a homes guy.
25. If you know what 6 of the best means, you are a homes guy.
26. If you know what a sunday special is, you are a homes guy.
27. If you ever got a "bung" you are most definitely a homes guy.
28. If you've ever eaten "penalty biscuits," you just might be a Homes guy
29. If you remember friends like Snotball, Pagla and Skitty Bruce, then you are definitely a Laidlaw guy
30. If you've ever traded food at the Central Kitchen (I'll give you
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1And finally, if your hair has seen both Keo Karpin and Borocalendula, you just might be a Homes guy
22 If you've ever been given "Ethioil" for any kind of ailment, you just might be a Homes guy
33 If taking a shower and washing your socks meant using standard issue Lifebouy, you just might be a Homes guy
44 If you were ever made to divide butter during breakfast into exact squares weighing 10 grams each using your God-given gift of weights and measures, you just might be a Homes guy
55 If you've ever "bummed" Salty and/or Bhallu for extra bread, you just might be a Homes guy
66. If going to the store near the Main Office meant buying "gur," you just might be a Homes guy
77. If you've ever put stolen sugar on your bread as a condiment, you just might be a Homes guy
88. If you've ever raided a "bhutta" field, you just might be a Homes guy
99. If you've ever played on the same school "futta" A team with Russell Framjee at Mela Ground, you just might be a Homes guy
1010. If you've ever stolen a "gulgulla" from Kalia because he refused your application for "baki," you just might be a Homes guy
1111. Even after 20 years of leaving school you can still remember the smile on &
